So I went for a nap and managed to sleep for almost a minute before I got woken up by loads of old family friends.
So it proves that I can fall asleep in short time. Just not at night.
So I cooked a nice meal and drank some nice wine and hopefully will sleep with a belly full of nice food and nice booze.
I'm going to start counting sheep. There are quite a few out there. And they're all really, really, stupid.