22 December 2007

cold cometh

gimme. 

gimme paracetamol 

500mg 

the good stuff.

with the codeine depth charge.

do opiates help colds?

do i care? 

can't hurt.

actifed. sudafed. anything with a -fed.

tablets or spoonfuls?

both.

echinacea. 

what the hell is that?

homeopathic. proven to yadda yadda yadda... 

fuck that tastes awful. ah well.

oh. spicy curry. extra spicy. it's supposed to help clear sinuses.

really.

yes, really. doctors recommend it and everything.

mmmm... spicy curry, painkillers, opiates, homeopathics, the 'feds and beer. 

well of course there's beer, you can't have spicy curry without beer.

i'm feeling better already. 

a wee whisky before bed and this cold's history...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are full of a cold, I am full of a cold, Crawford is full of a cold. We have five days to get rid of them so we can all enjoy fine wine together on the 28th. The battle against the bug starts here...

Richard said...

Colds abound, but we shall not succumb!