a little conversation

Inner Nagging Voice: Now, repeat after me:

Me: No.

INV: Come on now.

Me: Fuck you.

INV: We've gone over this; I'm part of you, and at the moment nobody's fucking either of us. You. Whatever. Now, repeat after me:

Me: Ok, alright already.

INV: Cookies...

Me: Cookies...

INV: are...

Me: are...

INV: not...

Me: not...

INV: breakfast.

Me: breakfast.

INV: Feel better?

Me: Fuck you.